Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Najib: They do it illegally. It’s better that we give them a license and the government can earn a lot of tax from them.

Najib (3 days later): No, we will not give them the license because the rakyat object to it.

Anwar: It’s a conspiracy at the highest level. I have boxes of evidence but I will reveal them only when the time is right.

Guan Eng: Don’t ask me. It happened in the previous administration. Ask them.

Karpal: Is it our chicken? We must amend the Constitution to prevent all these crossovers.

Nik Aziz: Baso bodo payoh nak ajar.

Khalid: It’s legally right but morally wrong. We will get Selcat to investigate.

Tun: Biasa la tu….apa nak heran…mereka mudah lupa.

Samy: What chicken? What road? They have to cross over my dead body first.

Karam Singh Walia: Inilah akibatnya bila pihak berkuasa tidak menjalankan tanggungjawab mereka terhadap rakyat dengan betul dan hanya membuat kerja hangat-hangat tahi ayam, seperti kata pepatah, kerbau dipegang pada tali, manusia dipegang pada janji, ayam dipegang pada kaki.