Selling Insurance

The husband of a pregnant wife was thinking of buying insurance for his
unborn baby.

So he asked Great Eastern and the agent said, "Don't worry man, we'll provide insurance right FROM THE BASKET TO THE CASKET".


The man was impressed but thought that he should probably seek another opinion. He then approached Prudential and the agent replied, "Oh, we have a new insurance policy which can protect your unborn child FROM THE WOMB RIGHT UP TO THE TOMB".

The man was stunned but thought that maybe all salesmen like to bullshit and decided to see the agent from AIA. He told the AIA agent what Prudential and Great Eastern had to offer. The AIA agent thought for a while and then said, "Tell you something, we have one that is even better than Prudential and Great Eastern. We'll insure your child FROM ERECTION TO RESURRECTION" .