Ansari jatuh lagi!

Calun PKR untuk pilihanraya kecil Batu Sapi, Ansari Abdullah, jatuh ke laut untuk kali kedua bila jambatan kayu setinggi 3 meter di Kg Gas tiba-tiba runtuh hari ini.

Menteri Besar Selangor, Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim, terselamat apabila beliau sempat masuk ke sebuah rumah di situ sebelum jambatan tersebut runtuh pada pukul 3 petang tadi.


Ansari sedang diangkat dari air oleh pembantu-pembantunya selepas jatuh ke laut di Kg Gas

Pada hari Rabu baru-baru ini, Ansari jatuh dari satu lagi jambatan kayu ketika berkempen di Pulau Batu Api.

Apa agaknya akan terjadi kepada PKR?

Things You Should Know About Women

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an old rag”.

6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.

Why do women love cats?

I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they are home they like to be left alone or sleep all day or make a mess out of everything. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat!

Boy and Girl

Boy: Do you love me?

Girl: No I don't.

Boy: Are you sure?

Girl: Yes, of course I am sure.

Boy: Waiter, give us two separate bills please.

Girl: Hey, I was just joking!

Selling Insurance

The husband of a pregnant wife was thinking of buying insurance for his
unborn baby.

So he asked Great Eastern and the agent said, "Don't worry man, we'll provide insurance right FROM THE BASKET TO THE CASKET".


The man was impressed but thought that he should probably seek another opinion. He then approached Prudential and the agent replied, "Oh, we have a new insurance policy which can protect your unborn child FROM THE WOMB RIGHT UP TO THE TOMB".

The man was stunned but thought that maybe all salesmen like to bullshit and decided to see the agent from AIA. He told the AIA agent what Prudential and Great Eastern had to offer. The AIA agent thought for a while and then said, "Tell you something, we have one that is even better than Prudential and Great Eastern. We'll insure your child FROM ERECTION TO RESURRECTION" .

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Najib: They do it illegally. It’s better that we give them a license and the government can earn a lot of tax from them.

Najib (3 days later): No, we will not give them the license because the rakyat object to it.

Anwar: It’s a conspiracy at the highest level. I have boxes of evidence but I will reveal them only when the time is right.

Guan Eng: Don’t ask me. It happened in the previous administration. Ask them.

Karpal: Is it our chicken? We must amend the Constitution to prevent all these crossovers.

Nik Aziz: Baso bodo payoh nak ajar.

Khalid: It’s legally right but morally wrong. We will get Selcat to investigate.

Tun: Biasa la tu….apa nak heran…mereka mudah lupa.

Samy: What chicken? What road? They have to cross over my dead body first.

Karam Singh Walia: Inilah akibatnya bila pihak berkuasa tidak menjalankan tanggungjawab mereka terhadap rakyat dengan betul dan hanya membuat kerja hangat-hangat tahi ayam, seperti kata pepatah, kerbau dipegang pada tali, manusia dipegang pada janji, ayam dipegang pada kaki.