Funny Definitions

Here are some funny definitions I found on the net, which make a lot of sense!

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends, and is now growing in the middle.

Boss: Someone who comes early when you are late and late when you are early.

Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Committee: A body that keeps minutes and waste hours.

Conference: The confusion of a man multiplied by the number present.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than what you actually do.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful, even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.

Marriage: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidently falls into a river.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Psychologist: A man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Working hours: Total hours you spend in office after deducting coffee breaks, reading newspaper, chit-chatting and surfing the internet.

Wrinkles: Something other people have. You have character lines.

Indahkah?

..indahkah?

..dan di saat ramaipun, hati tetap kesepian
bila malam menjelang, tubuh mengejang
darah di nadi bergetar
dan desiran nafas memburu tak menentu
kita semakin terpuruk dalam hidup
namun masih terus hidup.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

sebuah cerita tentang sepenggal kisah kasih
tercecer dalam sebuah wadah penantian yang percuma
merindukan bulan walau cuma tinggal setengah
teringat kisah tiga seperempat purnama

gelap langit gambaran nasib
iringan awan tarian memuakan
celoteh gagak bukan lagi ungkapan kerinduan
sedang bangkai haturkan keharuman

cinta bukan sekedar lelehan peluh semata
kerinduan gejolak jiwa yang terbebaskan
rintihan panjang..
ceceran cinta di peraduan..

tanpa beban lepaskan perkara
terdiam
terbisu
menyaksikan semua yang berlalu ...........!
ah..sakit yang menyiksakan..bilakan berakhir??